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The Forums are screwy right now. if I could fix it myself, I would. If we had a PHP server, it wouldn't be a problem, but seeing as how that costs money, it seems we are in the hands of the fools who run the free site that moderates how well the sites run.

Eventually, we will have our own boards, and then life will be sweet.

The Comic

Is up. That is all. I am sick. Hope for my speedy recovery.

(Note: it has been up since Monday)

Sam and Max

Just a quick update, Sam and Max seem to have found new life after Lucasarts killed the sequel they were going to make. Read the full story at the Edge magazine site. I, for one, am quite happy about this news, and considering Scott Ramsoomair's love of and vehment anger at the events surrounding said sequel's death, I forsee something to be said on his site fairly soon.

Edit: he already said something about it last week. Silly me.

Prerequiste Updates

Well, the comic is now two weeks old. Yay for the comic. I already have at least one person asking for more than one update per week. All I can say is I'll see how it goes. I've also seen at least one request for a bit more info into the characters, and all I have to say is wiat for now. it would spoil some of the drive to go on in the story if you all knew what was going on.

I am worth $1,409,200 on HumanForSale.com! And you all thought I was worthless.

So school is starting again, for many people (all the people I live with and me). You ever get that wierd anticipation when waiting for some thing like this to happen? Like you want it to happen, but you aren't sure if you really do? I sure do.

Portland has the most intersting and fun layout of most any city I've been in for an extended period of time. Considering that this would include Spokane Washington, Ritzville Washington and Lacey Washington, I guess I shouldn't be so enthralled but I am. One thing about me, I seem fairly easy to impress that way. Simple shop I wanted to go in to, and then I realize it's connected to a mall. now, I'm not usually a fan of malls, but this one was just too cool. it had fountains, some interesting shops, and the best food court I've seen. Not only that, but the toy shop in it had a numbered collector's replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite on display.

Ok, so maybe that's what impressed me, but still. . .

I Come Back to You Now, At the Turn of the Tide. . .

So the second comic is up, I hope that you enjoy it and if not you can do one of two things. 1. Go fuck yourself 2. Wait, we're still new at this and are bound to get even better with time, now if you do enjoy it, thank you I already know that I am a god. So, on to bigger and better amusements if anyone enjoys movies that reads this page it may behoove you to go here looks pretty damn awesome in my oh so humble opinion. Let me see, what else can I talk to my adoring public about, how about my own very humble music project and it's current progress. The name being of course Salmon Carcass, and it's intention being to mock brutal death metal music completely and utterly. I currently have 3 songs written lyrically and intend to use a music program that has recently been made available to me to write corresponding songs. Past that I have 3 or 4 more songs to write completely and then all I have to do is get some other instrumentalists to assist me. I may comment on the progress of this little known project of mine at later times so stay tuned. Oh, and just for Dave Whitaker's sake, you still owe me a twinking axe, boy.


Griper hård på en mäktig hammar.
Ut för svaga kristna blod.

Grimm Indeed

The brothers Grimm is a movie for those of us that remember our fairy tales, but don't mind seeing them toyed with. Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, And even parts of Snow White are all thrown together to create a movie worth at least a rental. The acting is poor, but then again it was not seemingly intended to be good; perhaps cheesy would be a better word than poor. The effects are not "great" either, though they are fun. Perhaps that is the best way to address this movie, fun but not real. If you expect Lord of the Rings you'll not get it; if you look for a fun, sometimes grisley movie, it will be an entertaining for you.

I give it the arbitrary rating of 5 out of 7.5 grim endings. (Since this movie has a happy ending, it seems.)

Of HTML Accidents and Updates

It is best, when updating, (it is always best) to make sure all links point in the correct direction.

After saying that, the Comic is up! It will be updated weekly, on Mondays. My oversight should be forgiven, as it was my first year anniversary yesterday.

The forum for the comic is now open.

Sept 5th my ass.

Well the day has come and gone. And lo and behold! NO COMIC. What a lazy fuck.

Parenting in the Video Game World

For those people who think that their gameplaying will never be upset by their stuff, non-gameplaying parents, this should be proof enough that not all parents are "boring". I just pity these two for their instant popularity, but it does well to show the people who think games are for kids that they are more and more becoming a cross generational arena.

ASL?

So there I am, standing on the dock in Menethil Harbor, waitin for a boat to take me back to Auberdine. I'm tired, my armors destroyed and my bags are full. I'm ready to sell all the crap I picked up, fix my armor and log off. As I'm standing there i notice a 'young' Night Elf also waiting for the boat. I'm thinking im going to do a good deed and whip this n00b up a decent set of armor while we sail. So I inch in a little closer to inspect his current equipment. Then all of a sudden he moves in real close to me, and a party invite pops up. Ok...
"Hey", I say.
"Hi."
"we're a little mismatched for a party here arent we?"
"asl?"
What the fuck...? Did I log into World of AOL here or something? So I, being the oh so clever kid I am and having just hit level 24, reply, "24 M Ironforge"
"19 M .... are you bi?"
"uhm.. nah..."
"oh I am"
"cool..."
::Tennisteen (I shit you not) has left the group::

Reviews.

Hmm. So i've been asked... and bugged.. and harassed... and downright TOLD to do some game reviews. And I've tried. I really have. Sorta. But, as in many other aspects of my life (like in my pants), I've fallen short of expectations. The way I see it is this. There are many other places on the internet to get game reviews. All done by people who are far better at it than me. People who will dazzle you with their knowledge and thoughts on framerates, and graphics filtering thingamabobs, and analysis of computer AI and stuff. How can I compete with that? My reviews consist of "this game looks like shit" and "my cock is more responsive than the controls on this turd." Hell just go look at my 2-sentence movie "reviews". Do we really want to see more of that?

The Best Laid Plans

Hopefully, before anyone stumbles on to this, the site will be fixed. You think you've done everything, and then the side links remind you about targets. . . .

Anyway, the site look is slightly changed. Again. I added more buttons, a link to a forum, a very small About and Faqs page, and some formating using CSS, so that now our entire site is formated by it (more or less).

Now I'm going to go see how this auto updater works for the comic . . .

FORUM

Didnt I have a forum before? And I had what? 6 members? over 2 years?? And hell no one uses the comments section on here, why would they use a message board? Anyways. honkydorky.ezforum.org Now quit fuckin with me, I'm tryin to kill Horde.

Your Doom is Near at Hand

For within the month the comic will start. All I really need are the scripts, and we'll be in business, as I'm finishing up cells as we speak (type?).

This is also my official way to bug Dave:

Hey Dave,
I'm bugging you to look into checking out PHPBB for a way to get a forum.

Thanks Lots,
David

Not on WoW ALL the time....

Just every waking moment that i'm not working. On my second day of playing, my 'main' server crashed. So I was forced to start a second character on another server. And then Devon told me he had started a second character on yet another server. So I joined him there as well. So now I have 3 character that i'm juggling, with plans for at least one more on my main server. So far I've only dipped into the alliance side of things. I'll stick with that for a while before I go 'Horde'.
OK time to go. I've got wolves to kill and skin!

David' Mature Response to Dave's New Addiction.

HawHaw.

(Also, Dave, if you read this, we must talk of website things. Format, etc. Which means you have to not be on WoW all the time. We also might use a review of the game in our reviews section.)

WoW.

Once again I have found myself drawn into the vicious world of the Fantasy MMORPG. It's been over a year and a half since I cancelled my accounts for Everquest, Dark Age of Camelot, Final Fantasy, Sims Online, and Star Wars Galaxies. My soul thanked me. Since then I eagerly signed up for, and still play semi-regularly, City of Heroes. Since it's a superhero game, and superheroes would fuck up dwarves and elves anyday, it's okay for me to play it. I also bought Guild Wars, but it doesnt have a monthly fee, so it doesnt count. =) But today is a dark day. The temptation has been gnawing at me stronger and stronger. I've passed it in stores. Read reviews of it online. Even checked out it's official forums once or twice. Or twenty. Then while watching a 'Cheat!' marathon on G4TV, I finally snapped. I called up Devon to confide what was eating my soul alive. Then he confided back that he was watching the same thing. And the same evil was flowing through his veins. And so it was done. We now play World of Warcraft. May God have mercy.

Gaming News

--Well the mainstream world has finally discovered "Hot Coffee". The GTA:San Andreas minigame was discovered very shortly after the release of the PC version of the game and immediately after that found accessable in the PS2 and XBOX versions.Thanks Rockstar. Now we aren't only nerds, we're desparate nerds who need a Game Shark to get laid.
--PSP firmware version 2.0 will be out very soon. This will add an offical web browser as well as even more anti-homebrew security measures. Fuck you Sony. I'll stick with my PSP 1.5 and the hundreds of NES/SNES games I have on it. Hmm and whats this I hear? The PSX/PSOne emulator is coming along rather quickly? Test games are already working on it? Ahh yes, now we can fuck Sony back.
--A WHITE PSP??? But it only comes with version 2.0 firmware?? Fuck you again Sony.

The Funny

The first strip is done Dave. I intend on having 3 more done before I mess with uploading them. That way I have a cushion of time to continue making them, since the current idea is to update every week. If you would be so kind as to create a navigation menu (first, previous, next, last) in html, or find a navigation that strikes your fancy, I'll get making with the pretty buttons for it.


Guess what word I'm thinking about, and it's not kitty.

AHHH

Oh for fuck's sake! My humble little corner of heaven is being invaded by Kruppkake's!!! AHHHHH Whats next!??! Mrs. Kruppkake chiming in here soon?? Hmmm that might not be so bad. Might bring a sense of order to this place. After all she does wear the pants in that house... HAHAHA.. Anywho... Damn boy you use some big words there. My head hurts now... Where the hell are the funny pictures at?!?!