Blow me.

dick. i fixed it.

I"M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!

Allergies Suck, and other Pertinent Information

The pollen has gotten to me so bad that I had to take Allergy stuff. Kind of like Cough syrup, only not.

On news of this site, I hope to have a basic template (no this is no the basic one) and a few themed ones up by about May. With any luck, the Comic will also be up around that time. Hence, if you currently come here to laugh at Davey Whit's inability to html code without raping it, there will be something else for you to visist our site for.

I'm thinking of using the old Tag-line for the basic template, just so you can all follow my train of though. Either that, or I'll use the one my wife and I have been teasing about for days, "Davey Whit Broke Me".

Farewell.

Edit: It turns out it was not allergie but a butt-kicking cold. I have been down in bed for the last 2 days because of it. Thought you would all really care to know.

WE ARE EVIL...!!!!

I Break Things.

Have a website? Need it fucked up? Put me in charge!! Some how i managed to totally fuck this page up over the last 2-3 days. It's all fixed now tho. No need to panic people! I'm a big boy now!

Dave.

I stayed up until 6 a.m. making the sidebar links work. Now your job is to make the links in the Links page work. They currently open up in our little windowframe, leaving our site navigational tools (aka the header and the sidebar) up around the site we link to (click on the PA link, you'll get the idea). Your mission, should you choose to accept it, it to discover the means to make these links appear in the full net window.

Transmission Terminated.




This Tape will self-destruct in five seconds. . . ~ Mission Impossible

Just a Note to Sitebuilders . . .

Normally, using Neon Fricking Green would be cause for worry. many people find it offensive, irratating, even harsh. However, since our current theme is "Predator", and the Preds bleed neon green, the font is green. My settings for contrast and brightness are up around the 80s and 90s, so if it hurts your eyes, turn your contrast settings down for christ's sake.

Thanks.

My eyes! Ze goggles, zey do nothing! ~ Radioactive Man

Yay For Me!

I made the site all pretty. You may all love me now! Dave did the other stuff, aka the HTML, though if he needs any future help, or if he falls ill and I must tend to the site never fear, I can HTML as good as the next guy.

Yes this is only the first of many themes. Predator! God what a great creature. Not just a killing machine but a hunter too. A real man's man kind of hunter. I need that camo thing that guy has.

Shot down...

So my beautiful banner and sidebar, made in the wonderfully useful MS Paint, was not good enough to be used i guess. So instead Kruppkake whipped up this nifty little theme we have instead. I'm quite torn as to which was the finer achievement....

Busy night

We've been a bit busy tonight... ditched the old blogger template for this work of art you see before you! woohoo!!!

Can u see it now?

There you should be able to get into everything now. Sorry bout that I thought I had already enabled that for you.

template

when your on the post screen go to the template tab and then you should be able to view the source there. its all CSS i think. i dont know how any of that stuff works. I'm just here to talk shit and fucking swear.

What Can I Say (Pt 2) . . .

And this is proof of that fact. Double fricking entry. Damn microsoft and their damn efficiency.

Oh, and Dave, you want me to fix the front page. Tell me how to do it with this new setup.

Also, dork stuff. I will be going to Norwescon, if anyone cares. I'm not famous or anything (yet), but it's the best con I can find (so far) in the Northwest.

What Can I Say . . .

Technology buggers you. Without lube.

I laugh at you now, Dave.

At least they let you sign in.....

That's more than I've been able to do with Sprint DSL for the last week. And then I finally get it fixed, but only 1 of the computers can get online. So now i have to do something with the router thingy to get the other 2 computers on. Bastards. I never had any kinds of problems when i had Cox Cable internet. But their service "is not yet available in your area." Welcome to the 21st fucking century.

Update

For the helluvit. I kinda like MSN's new style of page upon signing in. But it iratates me in other ways. Like loading time.

Also, I am working with two different people on video games! We are only in discussion stages over what the art will look like/need to be (my forte), but if and when I can say anything more here, I will.

So, about this template . . .

Heya. I'm the guy who's supposed to fiddle with this basic template. That is, when Dave frickin' tells me where the original template is that I'm going to be working off of. Any work I did on the old format won't work on this new template, so he better tell me where to find this stuff.

One more.

OK I know I said that was the last post for the night, but after I posted I found a link to Tom Green's recent Tonight Show appearances. This is typical Tom Green humor, without the dead carcasses, cow utters, and naked lesbian murals. Check out the clips, and while you're there, take a peek at the Kevin Smith interviews. Good stuff.

God damn, I'm on a roll..!!

Have you noticed that when I do get around to posting, I always post a bunch in a row? Then disappear for six months. Anyways. About 6 years ago or so, late-1998, I had 2 people in my life who i loved dearly. I would've gladly died for these two individuals. Britney Spears and Tom Green. Jesus Christ, was I pathetic or what? Well not as pathetic as the nose dives both of their careers took HAHAHHHAA.... ha... ha... uhm.. yeah. Anyways, Tom Green has a blog over at his page. And he updates it fairly often. Just check it out. No matter what direction his career took, the guy's fuckin funny. And I still have a crush on him.

Sick. Again.

What great timing my body has. My last weekend in Japan, and a 3day weekend at that, and i break out in a fever. The place I've been working is like a disease factory. Half the guys I know there have been out sick at least one day since I've been here. They all run around in their SARS masks all day, but they apparently don't work too well. I was supposed to go out and play with the other kids last night, but ended up home in bed instead. Oh well. Just as well seeing as how I had plans to go out being a tourist today. I went to some big aquarium place called Sea Paradise. Pretty cool stuff. I watched some dolphins fuck. It was... odd. Then got pictures of a couple more of them swimming around with their dicks hanging out. Don't you wish you were me?

Where I be, yo.

Where am I at you might be wondering? Or maybe you're not. Fuck you either way. I'm sitting in a dormitory room in the outskirts of Tokyo, Japan. To be more specific i'm sitting on the shitter, in a dormitory room in the outskirts of Tokyo, Japan. I've been here about a month now. In Japan that is, not on the shitter. Why? For work, but who cares about that. And I finally get to go home in like 4 days!! YAY!!! It's not that bad of a place really. It'd be way cooler to be here on vacation, or even be here for work with another American. But as it is, i'm pretty much alone. There are a few people who I know here, and who speak ok english, but it's still hard being somewhere totally foreign. The point of this post? I don't fucking know. It's not like anyones reading anyways. They do have good ass cheeseburgers at the McDonalds here.