Of HTML Accidents and Updates

It is best, when updating, (it is always best) to make sure all links point in the correct direction.

After saying that, the Comic is up! It will be updated weekly, on Mondays. My oversight should be forgiven, as it was my first year anniversary yesterday.

The forum for the comic is now open.

Sept 5th my ass.

Well the day has come and gone. And lo and behold! NO COMIC. What a lazy fuck.

Parenting in the Video Game World

For those people who think that their gameplaying will never be upset by their stuff, non-gameplaying parents, this should be proof enough that not all parents are "boring". I just pity these two for their instant popularity, but it does well to show the people who think games are for kids that they are more and more becoming a cross generational arena.

ASL?

So there I am, standing on the dock in Menethil Harbor, waitin for a boat to take me back to Auberdine. I'm tired, my armors destroyed and my bags are full. I'm ready to sell all the crap I picked up, fix my armor and log off. As I'm standing there i notice a 'young' Night Elf also waiting for the boat. I'm thinking im going to do a good deed and whip this n00b up a decent set of armor while we sail. So I inch in a little closer to inspect his current equipment. Then all of a sudden he moves in real close to me, and a party invite pops up. Ok...
"Hey", I say.
"Hi."
"we're a little mismatched for a party here arent we?"
"asl?"
What the fuck...? Did I log into World of AOL here or something? So I, being the oh so clever kid I am and having just hit level 24, reply, "24 M Ironforge"
"19 M .... are you bi?"
"uhm.. nah..."
"oh I am"
"cool..."
::Tennisteen (I shit you not) has left the group::

Reviews.

Hmm. So i've been asked... and bugged.. and harassed... and downright TOLD to do some game reviews. And I've tried. I really have. Sorta. But, as in many other aspects of my life (like in my pants), I've fallen short of expectations. The way I see it is this. There are many other places on the internet to get game reviews. All done by people who are far better at it than me. People who will dazzle you with their knowledge and thoughts on framerates, and graphics filtering thingamabobs, and analysis of computer AI and stuff. How can I compete with that? My reviews consist of "this game looks like shit" and "my cock is more responsive than the controls on this turd." Hell just go look at my 2-sentence movie "reviews". Do we really want to see more of that?

The Best Laid Plans

Hopefully, before anyone stumbles on to this, the site will be fixed. You think you've done everything, and then the side links remind you about targets. . . .

Anyway, the site look is slightly changed. Again. I added more buttons, a link to a forum, a very small About and Faqs page, and some formating using CSS, so that now our entire site is formated by it (more or less).

Now I'm going to go see how this auto updater works for the comic . . .

FORUM

Didnt I have a forum before? And I had what? 6 members? over 2 years?? And hell no one uses the comments section on here, why would they use a message board? Anyways. honkydorky.ezforum.org Now quit fuckin with me, I'm tryin to kill Horde.

Your Doom is Near at Hand

For within the month the comic will start. All I really need are the scripts, and we'll be in business, as I'm finishing up cells as we speak (type?).

This is also my official way to bug Dave:

Hey Dave,
I'm bugging you to look into checking out PHPBB for a way to get a forum.

Thanks Lots,
David

Not on WoW ALL the time....

Just every waking moment that i'm not working. On my second day of playing, my 'main' server crashed. So I was forced to start a second character on another server. And then Devon told me he had started a second character on yet another server. So I joined him there as well. So now I have 3 character that i'm juggling, with plans for at least one more on my main server. So far I've only dipped into the alliance side of things. I'll stick with that for a while before I go 'Horde'.
OK time to go. I've got wolves to kill and skin!

David' Mature Response to Dave's New Addiction.

HawHaw.

(Also, Dave, if you read this, we must talk of website things. Format, etc. Which means you have to not be on WoW all the time. We also might use a review of the game in our reviews section.)

WoW.

Once again I have found myself drawn into the vicious world of the Fantasy MMORPG. It's been over a year and a half since I cancelled my accounts for Everquest, Dark Age of Camelot, Final Fantasy, Sims Online, and Star Wars Galaxies. My soul thanked me. Since then I eagerly signed up for, and still play semi-regularly, City of Heroes. Since it's a superhero game, and superheroes would fuck up dwarves and elves anyday, it's okay for me to play it. I also bought Guild Wars, but it doesnt have a monthly fee, so it doesnt count. =) But today is a dark day. The temptation has been gnawing at me stronger and stronger. I've passed it in stores. Read reviews of it online. Even checked out it's official forums once or twice. Or twenty. Then while watching a 'Cheat!' marathon on G4TV, I finally snapped. I called up Devon to confide what was eating my soul alive. Then he confided back that he was watching the same thing. And the same evil was flowing through his veins. And so it was done. We now play World of Warcraft. May God have mercy.

Gaming News

--Well the mainstream world has finally discovered "Hot Coffee". The GTA:San Andreas minigame was discovered very shortly after the release of the PC version of the game and immediately after that found accessable in the PS2 and XBOX versions.Thanks Rockstar. Now we aren't only nerds, we're desparate nerds who need a Game Shark to get laid.
--PSP firmware version 2.0 will be out very soon. This will add an offical web browser as well as even more anti-homebrew security measures. Fuck you Sony. I'll stick with my PSP 1.5 and the hundreds of NES/SNES games I have on it. Hmm and whats this I hear? The PSX/PSOne emulator is coming along rather quickly? Test games are already working on it? Ahh yes, now we can fuck Sony back.
--A WHITE PSP??? But it only comes with version 2.0 firmware?? Fuck you again Sony.

The Funny

The first strip is done Dave. I intend on having 3 more done before I mess with uploading them. That way I have a cushion of time to continue making them, since the current idea is to update every week. If you would be so kind as to create a navigation menu (first, previous, next, last) in html, or find a navigation that strikes your fancy, I'll get making with the pretty buttons for it.


Guess what word I'm thinking about, and it's not kitty.

AHHH

Oh for fuck's sake! My humble little corner of heaven is being invaded by Kruppkake's!!! AHHHHH Whats next!??! Mrs. Kruppkake chiming in here soon?? Hmmm that might not be so bad. Might bring a sense of order to this place. After all she does wear the pants in that house... HAHAHA.. Anywho... Damn boy you use some big words there. My head hurts now... Where the hell are the funny pictures at?!?!

Hello there.

Hello all, I am David's brother and I am also in charge of "producing the funny" as it were for the web comic. I will regularly be posting to coincide with the release of each web comic so that I can blither on about the reasoning behind any one comic. I will also try and post about things that interest me or music of some sort if I see fit to do so. This is all I realy can do seeing as how I am fairly well inept regarding html and other computer related scheise. So to put it succinctly you will be hearing (or reading rather) more from me in the future.

Vi som har det iskalla trollblodet!

More New Stuff

The "Links" page is updated. People with a resolution of lower than 1024 x 768 can now see the site easier with a link that shows up at the bottom of the blog page. Also, there have been some changes in the code that you will see, only not. :)

Now I shall go back to the comic work.

Woohoo!

Looks good.

Holy shit!!! THREE updates in one week!! The site changes looks great, as always. A couple of dead links, but nothing that can't be easily fixed. My only concern is the 'disclaimer' leading to your art page. Why on earth are you apologizing for some artistic nudity? Hell, we should change the banner to reflect it! HONKYDORKY.COM--NOW WITH BEWBIES!!!! If that doesnt get us some traffic, nothing will!

Tada! A New Template!

This is the base template for the site. It is the site as it has been waiting to be created for a while now. Now all that remains is the comic, and possibly some room for banners for adds. Welcome to the new site!

A note to Dave: we might try to get a forum. I have left room for a forum button on the navigation. Tell me what you can do!

You! You're working for them aren't you? I'll give you anything you want! Money, Women. . . Men?

FF

Ok so I saw Fantasic 4, one of two movies I was really looking forward to this summer (the other being Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, coming out this week). What a fucking letdown. This is no Spidey flick, true believers. But, thankfully it's not another Daredevil either. And of course, the movie I didnt want to see, Batman, has gotten nothing but rave reviews. I'll try to go and see for myself in the next week or so.

Bravo

Now I just need to know how you did it so I don't fuck it up once I update the sidebar (this weekend).

Also, the comic is going along well. once we have 4 or 5 full strips done, I will post up the first one. It will be once a week until I figure out just how much of a drain on time it will be.

Stay tuned!

You two, fight to the death!