Reviews.

Hmm. So i've been asked... and bugged.. and harassed... and downright TOLD to do some game reviews. And I've tried. I really have. Sorta. But, as in many other aspects of my life (like in my pants), I've fallen short of expectations. The way I see it is this. There are many other places on the internet to get game reviews. All done by people who are far better at it than me. People who will dazzle you with their knowledge and thoughts on framerates, and graphics filtering thingamabobs, and analysis of computer AI and stuff. How can I compete with that? My reviews consist of "this game looks like shit" and "my cock is more responsive than the controls on this turd." Hell just go look at my 2-sentence movie "reviews". Do we really want to see more of that?