ASL?

So there I am, standing on the dock in Menethil Harbor, waitin for a boat to take me back to Auberdine. I'm tired, my armors destroyed and my bags are full. I'm ready to sell all the crap I picked up, fix my armor and log off. As I'm standing there i notice a 'young' Night Elf also waiting for the boat. I'm thinking im going to do a good deed and whip this n00b up a decent set of armor while we sail. So I inch in a little closer to inspect his current equipment. Then all of a sudden he moves in real close to me, and a party invite pops up. Ok...
"Hey", I say.
"Hi."
"we're a little mismatched for a party here arent we?"
"asl?"
What the fuck...? Did I log into World of AOL here or something? So I, being the oh so clever kid I am and having just hit level 24, reply, "24 M Ironforge"
"19 M .... are you bi?"
"uhm.. nah..."
"oh I am"
"cool..."
::Tennisteen (I shit you not) has left the group::